lumber: ronbabcock: concoctedconversations: Employee:  Boss, our worries are over! I got a great idea for a new snack. Boss:  I can’t wait to hear it. Employee:  Ok, what’s everyone’s favorite food? Boss:  Pizza. Employee:  Besides that. Boss:  Meat. Employee:  Blammo. Now don’t you hate how eating meat can make you tired? Boss:  The only reason I stop eating turkey every year at Thanksgiving is because I fall asleep at the table. Employee:  I mean, how many times have you been eating beef jerky and drinking a cup of coffee wishing they could be the same thing? Boss:  Every morning. Employee:  What if I told you we can make meat that not only won’t make you tired, but will actually make you… not tired. Boss:  Shut. Your. Mouth. Employee:  We call it… Perky Jerky. Beat. Boss:  You brilliant sonofabitch. How? Employee:  Science. Boss:  Of course!  The boss tears open a bag of Perk Jerky and pours it in his mouth. Boss:  I’m never going to fall asleep! Soooo this is a real thing. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??? why?
27th Jan 2012✧23:0632 notes

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ronbabcock:

concoctedconversations:

Employee:  Boss, our worries are over! I got a great idea for a new snack.

Boss:  I can’t wait to hear it.

Employee:  Ok, what’s everyone’s favorite food?

Boss:  Pizza.

Employee:  Besides that.

Boss:  Meat.

Employee:  Blammo. Now don’t you hate how eating meat can make you tired?

Boss:  The only reason I stop eating turkey every year at Thanksgiving is because I fall asleep at the table.

Employee:  I mean, how many times have you been eating beef jerky and drinking a cup of coffee wishing they could be the same thing?

Boss:  Every morning.

Employee:  What if I told you we can make meat that not only won’t make you tired, but will actually make you… not tired.

Boss:  Shut. Your. Mouth.

Employee:  We call it… Perky Jerky.

Beat.

Boss:  You brilliant sonofabitch. How?

Employee:  Science.

Boss:  Of course! 

The boss tears open a bag of Perk Jerky and pours it in his mouth.

Boss:  I’m never going to fall asleep!

Soooo this is a real thing.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??? why?



 
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  8. supernovasidra said: im never going to fall asleep hahahahahhahahahahahahaha. i think you are really funny…even though everyone i show this to thinks i am crazy for laughing this hard (no offense + screw them)
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